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Realschaft

"Real" + "-schaft" (a suffix denoting a state, condition, or discipline; akin to "science of" or "-ology"). Realschaft is the emerging meta-discipline that systematically studies all the Real- domains—Realmacht, Realjustiz, Realwirtschaft, Realwelt, and the rest—as a unified field of power dynamics. It’s not a subject but a lens: the academic, unflinching cataloging of how systems actually operate when stripped of legitimizing myths. A Realschaft scholar doesn’t ask "What does the law say?" but "Who enforces it, for whom, and at whose expense?" It treats hypocrisy not as a bug but as the central feature of civilization, and it provides the vocabulary for those who want to see the matrix rather than just live in it.
Example:
A: "You study history, economics, and law simultaneously? What’s your major?"
B: "Realschaft. I don’t study the brochures society writes about itself; I study the receipts."
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realchat 

A realchat is a chat frequented by large amounts of pedophiles. Often, they will be pretending to be age 18 or under in a realchat. All of the pedophiles know realchat is the place to be, the same kind of people you see on www.perverted-justice.com use realchat.
Want to see what a real pedophile is like? Let's go to realchat!
realchat by lulz clown November 7, 2009

Realchat Justice League

Only the most awesomely amazingful clan to ever hit the circuits of the Realchat. Pure pwnage in the form of people who are there to cure the world of rc from homosexuality, nigras, stupid fucks, and immigrants, and jews.

btw ty has a fat penis.
:)
it's amazing.

she asked for a mentioning
Realchat Justice Felix Von Niggercock: I HATE JEWS, NIGRAS, HOMOSEXUAL MALES, DYKES, AND IMMIGRANTS

Alyssa Kanzaki (who is all of the above): f u

Realchat Justice Felix Von Niggercock: FUCK YOU ALYSSA YOU NIGGERCOCK FAGGOT DYKE BEANER JEWBAG BITCH!! THAT'S WHY UR NOT IN THE Realchat Justice League

Realchat Justice League

The Realchat Justice League is an autonomous group apart of the justice league which is an organization of trolls that span across all of the chatrooms of the internet. where there are chatroom weaboos and roleplayers, there most likely is a justice league there to put them down. The Realchat Justice league is headed by Ty Glitchblade, and includes prominent members such as Erik, Vine, JPB, and vergil are among the most well known members. the group has well over 50 members in total(includes all active and nonactive members which have not resigned or kicked out)
animufan11: omg ichigo i love you ^^ holds ichigo tight in a tight embrace

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: lol look its an animu faggot aww nobody likes you irl so you have to have sex with your internet boyfriends with text hmm yeah type those fingers faster i think hes getting off

blue espada9: OMG BLEACH IS THE BEST ANIME EVER ^_^

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: anime sucks, and most aspecially bleach sucks. i tried to watch an episode of it while i waited for squidbillies. the only part that was ever entertaining was when the commercials came on.

johncasa:LEAV BLUE ESPADA ALONE BLEACH ROX

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: sure if you're into shitty animation poorly written storylines and shitty dialogue
blue espada9: why are you so mean what did i ever do to you to deserve this!!!!11111 fuck you fuck everybody i hat u all!!111

johncasa: i hate this chatroom
johncasa has logged out

REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: loloololol just another day in the lulz for the Realchat Justice League

booty football tomato mushrooms internet stealth pentai everybody poops
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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