Reali-tea 

The simplest expression of milky caffeinated beverages to take off the bitter edge of reality.

- Would you like some tea?
- Sure
-What kind?
-Just reali-tea

Reali-tea by FreeMason1234 June 12, 2021

that’s some real tea sister 

the phrase means when someone spills the tea but the tea is steaming burning tea and you can’t handle some hard cold truth about dRaMA

Veronica said exclaimed “OMG did you know that Trevor has a big you know what”. I replied with “that’s some real tea sister!”

that’s some real tea sister by dorathewhora3 April 17, 2019

the real tea 

use this term when the tea is so piping hot that it burns off your tongue and makes you want to die

did you hear that _____ fucked ____? That's the real tea right there.

the real tea by dextyrr McGee October 14, 2018

real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

real tears by the KGMs March 12, 2009

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

the real teabag by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

real team 

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

real team by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017

real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

real jesus tears by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017