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Reali

A reali is a person who love using cheating and stealing things that he cant have or win fairly
I love real Madrid because i am reali
by Fa3ilkhayr June 23, 2020
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Reali-tea

The simplest expression of milky caffeinated beverages to take off the bitter edge of reality.
- Would you like some tea?
- Sure
-What kind?
-Just reali-tea
by FreeMason1234 June 12, 2021
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I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Real Analysis

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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The birds are real

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!
by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013
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reality dating show

A dating reality show is a scripted, fantasy romance program that focuses on singles and couples in their dating adventures.

, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.

Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.
"Omg did you see First Dates last night? Mary went into a full rage over dropping her spoon!"
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."

Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..
by HbBrisley July 15, 2020
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get real

When someone tells you to get real, they want you to get a reality check and to stop behaving as though you're living in a fantasy world.
Could apply to pretty much anyone or anything (as in a company or organisation) that mentally is not living in reality.
Examples can include companies paying their employees minimum wage while demanding preformance and duties etc that someone willing to preform them is worth at least twise that. On the other side of the coin, it can also include employees demanding pay that is far in excess of what the company can realistically afford to pay them.
Basically anyone or anything that expects something that just isn't realistic, saying 'get real' means to tell them to stop being unrealistic.
Employee: I demand $75,000 a year, a company car, 50,000 shares of the company's stock, every benifit imaginable and a months vacation every year to start.
Interviewer: Get real, this is a burger flipping job, not an executive job.
by Guest September 9, 2005
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