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Real Gangsta

1.- Never snitches

2.- Never turns his back on another real homie

3.- Always down for another real homie

4.- Always willing to give back to the ghetto

5.- a real gangsta stays true and keeps it real

6.- a real gangsta is aware of his surroundings

7.- a real gangsta shows love to real gangstas FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!!!!!!
real gangsta - where were u at when i was locked up!
fake gangsta - come on foe you know i have yo back!
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"blast blast blast"
real gangsta - got shot
fake gangsta - was basically the one who shot him (not neccesarly literally)
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a gangsta keeps it real regardless of what homie!
"keeps it real"- doesnt snitch, man's up, helps out, doesnt coward down when it comes these bitch made enemies
Words you can keep

Real Gangsta in da House 

Some anonymous fellow that posts random things about music, and leaves many wondering whether or not he is being sarcastic.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
Our Poet Gloriet, Real Gangsta In Da House, On Jazz:
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."

...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."

... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"

... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"

Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...

Real Gangsta Type 

A Real Gangsta Type or RealGType, is a person who is a badass muh fuka who doesn't have to front like he's a badass. Basically, a RealGType is an individual who is inherently badass, and doesn't feel the need to prove himself to anyone.

A Real Gangsta Type is most infamously referred to in popular culture from the Getto Boys lyric's "damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

Other than that most RealGType niggas stay low-profile.
A "real gangsta type" nigga don't flex much cause a real gangsta type nigga knows hes got em.

Real Gangsta Money 

Cop, SWAT, ATF, FBI, CIA, DEA or any and all Military Pay.
"Shit when i was with the force i was makin' the Real Gangsta Money"!

Real Gangsta Hours 

Picture this; *Its 8:30 pm on a Sunday night, you and you're homie are chilling on rust listen to those sweet sweet gangsta tunes and you already no what mutha hecken time it is* "All the gangstas take the floor as we step on stage all the ladies ask for more" - 213 Crew
"Yo loopy2247!" says AUcairns "yeah whats cooking my mutha hecking homie from the south?" exclaims loopy2247 "Is it Real Gangsta hours?" says AUcairns louder than before, "Yeah I think it mutha hecken is!" *AUcairns gets music bot to play Keepin It Gangsta by Fabulous in the 'Chill Gangstas' section of the Snag Boys discord server* "It's Real Gangsta Hours!" exclaim loopy2247 and AUcairns together

Real Gangster 

A gangster who wears a suit and tie, fedora, and drives around in a model A. They also handle a Tommy Gun. They are real gangsters not pussy gangsters that pull their pants down, hold their gun sideways, wear their cap crooked, listen to rap music, and have extra low profile rims.
Wow that guy is dressed like a Real Gangster with his suit and tie. His pants are even pulled up.
Real Gangster by Bryces99 June 23, 2016

A real gangster 

Definition of Jules smokes a lot of weed and a real gangster
Defined Jules is a real gangster that is a thug
A real gangster by Bck st November 13, 2018
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