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Read it and weep 

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From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!

Read It On Reddit 

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The longest-running Reddit based podcast. (But not the official one) Run by two Australians.

They have 209 episodes as of the first of October, 2020.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.

read it and weep 

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You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
"How did I do on the test?"

"You failed. Read it and weep."
read it and weep by calmecac August 10, 2009

read it and weep 

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It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.
Me: UGH Jackie didnt reply back to my message!
Someone elese: Oh she read it and weep your message
read it and weep by Camille sdt November 17, 2007

Read it to you

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When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb
That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!
Read it to you by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017

read it in english 

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What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
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