read this 

get...

Just read this
ok
so
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get
GET RICKROLLED

rickrolled

read this by poopoolooloo January 27, 2021

If you read this 

I need help I am trapped in a dungeon that he calls his fun place I have had my whole body violated by the big man. He tells me I’ll be his berth mother but I’m not a e gurl

If you read this I’m in a dungeon -.-

If you read this by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019

dont read this

i said dont read this

omg you retard i said dont read this

dont read this by The Big Ham March 5, 2020

if you read this you are dumb 

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

if you read this you are dumb by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. 

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. by When_ January 6, 2021

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent) by footaids123 November 15, 2018

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this 

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022