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Raymund
The sweetest. Sometimes immature, sometimes an asshole. But deep down, Raymund has a heart of gold. He is a family man but somewhat jealous. A Renaissance man and a true artist. Loyal to a fault. Loves to work with his hands. Loves to work. Great in bed. Appreciative of beauty in all forms.
Girl 1: I met a real Raymund the other day.
Girl 2: Yeah???
Girl 1: He brought me flowers and held the door open when we got in the car. But then he stared at another girl’s ass and I had to slap him.
Girl 2: Yeah???
Girl 1: He brought me flowers and held the door open when we got in the car. But then he stared at another girl’s ass and I had to slap him.
Raymund by Fafohahahahajaja November 23, 2021
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Flippin' Raymond
1) To engage in risky behaviour;
2) To be venturesome;
3) To be wildly promiscuous;
4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.
2) To be venturesome;
3) To be wildly promiscuous;
4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.
"Stop driving like a Flippin' Raymond!"; "The girls came back to ours; we acted like Flippin' Raymond's!"; "I saw them pissed up on Broad Street, chasing each other around like Flippin' Raymonds"
Flippin' Raymond by Quelmo Rodriquez June 19, 2010
captain raymond holt
Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
captain raymond holt by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018
raymond_yuh
a mystical creature from the planet iliketurtles that has come upon us to save da world. If you sniff his toes you will become imortal.
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 29, 2020
raymond_yuh
A hero that comes fro the planet iliketurtles who has come to save planet earth. If you lick his toes you will become immortal.
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 30, 2020
Raymond Thomas
Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!
Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes
Raymond Thomas by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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