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Raymok is a man who is oftentimes funny and thoughtful, but when aroused by the idea of a sexual joke, he becomes delirious and hysterical. You may notice that his eyes get very large and he starts to laugh in a chaotic way. He also has an extremely juicy ass.
Matthew "who in the world has an ass that thick?"
Eli "I think that has to be Raymok, I mean..."
Raymok by large knut April 21, 2021
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Flippin' Raymond

1) To engage in risky behaviour;

2) To be venturesome;

3) To be wildly promiscuous;

4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.
"Stop driving like a Flippin' Raymond!"; "The girls came back to ours; we acted like Flippin' Raymond's!"; "I saw them pissed up on Broad Street, chasing each other around like Flippin' Raymonds"

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

raymond_yuh 

a mystical creature from the planet iliketurtles that has come upon us to save da world. If you sniff his toes you will become imortal.
Raymond_yuh has magic toes.
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 29, 2020

raymond_yuh 

A hero that comes fro the planet iliketurtles who has come to save planet earth. If you lick his toes you will become immortal.
OMG IS THAT RAYMOND_YUH CAN I HAVE YOU AUTOGRAPH?
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 30, 2020

Raymond Thomas 

Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!
Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes
Raymond Thomas by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018

to do a Raymond 

To take a joke too far or exaggerate something in a way which makes the speaker sound stupid/creepy.
Dude #1: Where is Caolan and JoAnne? They were here just a minute ago!
Dude #2: Ha, let's start checking the bushes.
Dude #3: HAHAHA YEAH WE'LL FIND CAOLAN KNEELING IN A BUSH JERKING OFF ON JOANNE'S STOMACH!
Dude #2: ...and that is how to do a Raymond.
to do a Raymond by mcmillan0520 December 18, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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