Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!