2 definitions by OkStephen
Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
by OkStephen March 14, 2022
A homeschooler who looks and acts like a normal kid, has friends, but is still less likely to get into drugs and alcohol. Contrary to popular belief, 75% of kids who are homeschooled are actually hip homeschoolers.
Normal kid: "Where do you go to school?"
hip homeschooler: "I'm homeschooled. But don't worry, I'm not what you think, I'm actually a normal kid who has friends and knows how to talk to people."
hip homeschooler: "I'm homeschooled. But don't worry, I'm not what you think, I'm actually a normal kid who has friends and knows how to talk to people."
by OkStephen February 20, 2022