Raspaconiosis

A disease that makes you unable to consume strawberries, or raspberries, causing aching in the stomach, ulcers, or death, Is transmittable via spitting on someones face.

Around 3 Million Americans are diagnosed with this mysterious disease.

Guy 1: I Got Raspaconiosis, Ima spit on your face!

Guy 2: Fuck no!

by Cope Seethe Cope August 05, 2023