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The act of shoving a guitar head up you asshole fr sexual pleasure
i did a rartel with my mate
Rartel by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Verb

- To slather something in vegemite for sexual acts
Max: MAN last night it was awesome I rarteled the fuck out of this dude

Sean: I sought to satisfy
Rartel by anonymous July 27, 2024
Related Words
1 -To execute something with a below average set of skills

2 - To get inflated with vegemite to the point of defecation as preparation to be butt fucked in a pool of jello, icing on the cake ya know?
1:
- Tyrone: Hey Sean I tried to Rartel my sink but it didn't work out

Sean: You dunga! Don't do it yourself!

2:
- Carl: That woman is weird, she's into Rarteling and shit, I'm scared...

2
Rartel by Francis the Dog July 27, 2024
The superior form of "retarded". It's the most destructive word you can ever use against another living soul. Saying this word to someone will cause them to either die of a heart attack or become so sad that they commit suicide.
Random Person on the Internet: "Oh boy a new comment on my Youtube video!"

Edgelord9000: "You are rarted!"

Random Person on the Internet: *dies of heart attack*
Rarted by Bladethegamer February 21, 2018
The absolute worst insult you could ever, ever say. Nothing could ever top this insult, and if it doesn't completely obliterate the victim, it will leave them soulless, damned to walk this Earth forever.
Greg: Hey dude what's up
Josh: Dude shut up you are rarted
Greg: *Fades into non-existance*
Rarted by Idiotwithoutalife June 3, 2018

You are rarted 

Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.
"Get out of here, KID!"

"You are rarted."

Bully proceeds to spill massive amount of blood from his anus and groin area
You are rarted by Ayyyyyylamo May 10, 2018

R U RARTED 

The smart way to call someone retarded

This insult trumps all comebacks including but not limited to

No u
reverse
I know you are but what am I ...etc
Guy 1: Ur Mom Gay
Guy 2: No U
Guy 1: R U Rarted
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