The superior form of "retarded". It's the most destructive word you can ever use against another living soul. Saying this word to someone will cause them to either die of a heart attack or become so sad that they commit suicide.
Random Person on the Internet: "Oh boy a new comment on my Youtube video!"
Edgelord9000: "You are rarted!"
Random Person on the Internet: *dies of heart attack*
The absolute worst insult you could ever, ever say. Nothing could ever top this insult, and if it doesn't completely obliterate the victim, it will leave them soulless, damned to walk this Earth forever.
Greg: Hey dude what's up
Josh: Dude shut up you are rarted
Greg: *Fades into non-existance*
Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*