I guy who is dumb and egocentric is okay in looks but scared to ask any girl out that really loves himself but buy a lot of jackets and has a blanket called Martha but relies on people to buy food for him and doesn’t pay them back
Radson (walks into the room)
Person 1: idk how to get into shape
Radson: you have a great physique you just don’t exercise(proceeds to touch him)
A person who is smart and acts dumb is good looking but to scared to asks girls out relies on other people money for food and clothes is kind and a child on the inside but with others acts strict
(Radson walks in)
Person one: I don’t know how to start working out
Radson: just do it do you have moneybtw I’m hungry (proceeds to touch him)
I guy who is dumb and egocentric is okay in looks but scared to ask any girl out that really loves himself but buy a lot of jackets and has a blanket called Martha but relies on people to buy food for him and doesn’t pay them back
Radson (walks into the room)
Person 1: idk how to get into shape
Radson: you have a great physique you just don’t exercise(proceeds to touch him)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.