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Stop being a randson
randson by MrJesuspanda March 23, 2018
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I guy who is dumb and egocentric is okay in looks but scared to ask any girl out that really loves himself but buy a lot of jackets and has a blanket called Martha but relies on people to buy food for him and doesn’t pay them back
Radson (walks into the room)
Person 1: idk how to get into shape

Radson: you have a great physique you just don’t exercise(proceeds to touch him)
radson by anonymous November 14, 2023
A person who is smart and acts dumb is good looking but to scared to asks girls out relies on other people money for food and clothes is kind and a child on the inside but with others acts strict
(Radson walks in)
Person one: I don’t know how to start working out
Radson: just do it do you have money btw I’m hungry (proceeds to touch him)
Radson by Captinfluffy1987 November 14, 2023
I guy who is dumb and egocentric is okay in looks but scared to ask any girl out that really loves himself but buy a lot of jackets and has a blanket called Martha but relies on people to buy food for him and doesn’t pay them back
Radson (walks into the room)
Person 1: idk how to get into shape

Radson: you have a great physique you just don’t exercise(proceeds to touch him)
radson by anonymous November 14, 2023
@r4adson follow my insta bbg, plus hes sexy and pulls all the bitches, dont let him near your mom, he loves moms and old woman
sup sexy radson
radson by boaz riech November 16, 2023
A measurement for Shlong size around 1 1/2 inches in size
My Member is 4 Rarlsons long
rarlson by Weter May 22, 2024
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