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Rape beard 

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a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
Rape beard by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009

Beard Rape 

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Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!
Beard Rape by cum nugget June 23, 2010

beard rape 

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when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.
"Chris you need to shave!"- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- Chris's chin hair on girls face
beard rape by She Wags January 3, 2007

Rapebeard

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The Rapebeard is a thick beard, much like a chin strap, except thicker. The thickness of the Rapebeard allows the rapist to perform a silent rape, because the beard muffles out the screams the victim may give.
Phil: Where's Dan?
Chris: Probably putting his Rapebeard to use.
Phil: If only we could hear the screams...
Rapebeard by urbanrule20 August 20, 2010

rapeboarder 

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An individual who lays down on a skateboard with their stomach on the board thinking it's "cool" or something.

There are idiot-n00bs out there who ride on skateboards like this.
Exmaple: "Haha! Look at the rapeboarder! Let's go set fire to his hair!"
rapeboarder by Miko Miko Nurse April 14, 2004
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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