Rape Beard

Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.

Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!

by Beard Rape August 25, 2009

Rape beard

a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.

Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop

by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009

Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.

When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!

by cum nugget June 23, 2010

beard rape

when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.

"Chris you need to shave!"- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- Chris's chin hair on girls face

by She Wags January 3, 2007

Rapebeard

The Rapebeard is a thick beard, much like a chin strap, except thicker. The thickness of the Rapebeard allows the rapist to perform a silent rape, because the beard muffles out the screams the victim may give.

Phil: Where's Dan?
Chris: Probably putting his Rapebeard to use.
Phil: If only we could hear the screams...

by urbanrule20 August 20, 2010

rapeboarder

An individual who lays down on a skateboard with their stomach on the board thinking it's "cool" or something.

There are idiot-n00bs out there who ride on skateboards like this.

Exmaple: "Haha! Look at the rapeboarder! Let's go set fire to his hair!"

by Miko Miko Nurse April 14, 2004