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zesty ranch man 

a shredded fortnite god. his abs are dripping with zesty ranch dressing though you would probably be distracted by his huge bulging muscles. he get all the ladies and has so much money. trust me when you see his bulging muscles dripping with zesty ranch dressing you will believe me.
zesty ranch man by dirkmfdiggler December 10, 2018

ranch man 

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich
ranch man by Newtheboss April 4, 2021

man ranch 

semen (the white substance that comes from a dude's erect penis)
That slut is all about the man ranch. She swallows every last drop.
man ranch by Kito Hughes August 13, 2007

Man Ranch 

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".
Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered
Man Ranch by e-rips September 26, 2003

Floppy man ranch 

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
Floppy man ranch by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

race horse penis man 

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man
girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man