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Retarted + Random =Ramtarted :]
a guy talking to you on the computer and he says the dumbest and randomest thing ever,ect.

"hay bob how u doing? is their any gum under your chair? can i eat it....."

WTF your Ramtarted
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Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009
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Radtarded 


Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.






I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.

Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009

Restarted 

A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.
Lexi, why are you acting so restarted?
Restarted by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018
When you are playing an online video game and someone purposefully rams into you to get a kill.
I was playing war thunder and this ramtard flew into me!
Ramtard by Dr Socks July 24, 2018

retarted 

One who has been given additional tarts.
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

retarted 

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
retarted by Kfizzle April 28, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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