Raliowal 

A very distinct creature most notoriously known for it's excessive speed of speech, which leaves many of it's peers utterly baffled and bewildered. In elementary terms, as Mr. Raliowal himself so elegantly put it, " Sometimes I speak so fast I mumble.' Surely, many of his peers have taken much enjoyement in Mr. Raliowals constant "fuck-ups" and this has earned Mr. Raliowal the prestigous title of "Railson". In further pursuing Mr. Raliowal's flaws , we cannot overlook the innate human(although quite excessive) desire to engage in sexual behaviour. For instance, his sheer enthusiasm to participate in an orgasmic explosion involving himself, a female and another male ( however, it is not yet confirmed if a female is even in Mr. Raliowal's plans, but sources say the male is known to be the "MONSTER" bhavneet). Nevertheless, despite these outstanding issues, Mr. Raliowal is extremly kind-hearted and will share absolutley anything with anyone ( not sure if the information is always welcome). This specie's hobbies include tanning, mumboing, hiding in the dark, and slamming bear.

There goes Raliowal

Raliowal by Sabaratnam Monster Arulkumaran August 12, 2009