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The goat puertorican. Sexy ass boy, 6’2 , hazel eyes. The man of your dreams. 🥱
Omg look, that’s a Raldys. Unique creature of nature.
Raldys by Broco31 November 15, 2021
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Pee-ralysis 

The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.
Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!
Pee-ralysis by Sinisterslug August 6, 2011
A cheatin ass nigga that stay feening for a bitch just to break her heart. Nigga only cares about sex and money. Never loyal. Long story short he Ain’t worth any females time
Oh he just like Raldshmy,a fuckboy
raldshmy by Ayo.baddie April 21, 2018
Ralysha is a true ship name that will forever exist, hence the definition of it on this website. It is one of the best ships to ever exist, following Aidlysha and Shalakkiya. Between 10-20 years, this ship between Alysha and Rameen with come true following marriage. On one side, Rameen, the Alysha lover, has approved this ship. However, Alysha states her true love lies with Aidan. Because of this 100% true definition of this ship, the love will eventually connect through.
"Ralysha is one of the best ships!" - Ava, a really hot and sexy person

Randyslander 

Hey that's totally randyslander!
Ralyssa is a humanoid creature that inhabits various social medias. She shares a tense relation with the Dikshanta and likes to assert dominance in Game Pigeon. The Ralyssa is very nice and friendly but shows no mercy towards creatures she dislikes, such as the Dikshanta. She will go out of her way to have an argument and assert dominance in Game Pigeon. Ralyssa is rarely spotted but when she is it is rare.
Dude, I saw a Ralyssa yesterday.

Really? Did you see it play Game Pigeon? OH, did you see it fight against the Dikshanta? That's the highlight!!!
Ralyssa by Nabaseito September 25, 2021

rardysexuality 

A creative kink family out of Wisconsin. Created by Rard and a friend Nate. The Family is Anti-BDSM-Community Followers without hate. They believe that the community is silly but a necessary evil. Rard calls himself the BDSM

Boogeyman and likes to question the community a lot but really is just having fun. He is often known as "The

Blue Haired Porn King Of The Midwest". He often has a pornhub hoodie on even know he thinks Pornhub is garbage. He often will wear balloon hats at kink events and or bring his clown girls into event dungeons for fun.

Rardysexuality was founded in 2016 by different partners of Rard's and is currently owned by Lil BabyBoy Joey as of 2019. Rard, Joey, Liv Foster and other models who call themselves "The Summer People circus or The Summer People" or part of "Kinky Narnia" travel to large kink events to shoot videos and play with each other. This is a large Poly Kink Family that is Rardysexuality. Rard-means to go really hard and is short for Gerard.
"I'm doing it Rardysexuality style!"
"DUDE, How did you get so many women in that bed with you? You don't have blue hair or the crazy eye's."
rardysexuality by Jay Joey orne October 28, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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