Raking Off

1. The use of an actual rake with at least 25 teeth made of thinly sliced metal, usually in the color of green, to masterbate. There are many different styles, such as: thrusting, wacking, scaffing, slicing, etc.

2. Using one's hand to ejaculate all over a bitch or any object that one pleases.

"dude, stop raking off in my bed all over that bitch"
"dude"
"dude, now you have to go to Home Depot and get me another new rake"
"dude, raking off is just weird"
"dude"

Raking Off by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

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racking off

when 1-2 people share a 30 rack of beer to themselves

Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.

We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.

racking off by sammythejuice September 14, 2011

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High Ranking Official

Someone from an organization who tries to get shit done will pull out the High Ranking Official card on underperforming clients in order to accomplish a task.

Mr. Jacobs but is also known as the High Ranking Official around here, as he is our go to if a carrier is dragging their feet on getting EDI files from testing into production.

High Ranking Official by MrDonaldJTrump July 25, 2018

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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