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rabbit turd 

the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.
Jeff made a rabbit turd then chased his friends around his apartment with it.

Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
rabbit turd by JASON February 5, 2004

Rabbit Turd 

when you take a poop, and lots of little turds come out and splash water on to your butthole
i went to poop and it was a rabbit turd. so i had to dry my butthole.
Rabbit Turd by hngsolo January 15, 2009

rabbit turd 

substances excreted by a rabbit
''Ahhhh.....I just steped in rabbit shit!!''

Rabbit Turds 

When in the act of shitting you push soooo hard feeling a huge load comming out to your surprise you rapid fire minni balls of shit resembling little rabbit turds.
Scott "last night i felt a huge shit comming on and after working hard for 5 minutes i machine gun fired a shit ton of mini shits"

Matt "sounds like you had a case of the rabbit turds bro"
Rabbit Turds by piledriv3r August 20, 2011

rabbittard 

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.
My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”
rabbittard by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020