This is a derogatory term used to refer to a women of large proportions, an exclamation as they pass by, or a code word while making fun of them. It derives from the aforementioned's love of ranch dressing. A love so deep that they may drink ranch straight from the bottle.
"Oh here comes Carla... quiet, quiet, she's walking by........ Raaaaaaaaaanch!"
a phrase commonly used by barrow in furness youths, ie. raaaaaaaaaal, usually used when somebody is hyper or laughing uncontrolably at something or someone. it is used as a replacement of laughing.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.