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Rock Tit's, When a girls nipples are so hard you can see them through her shirt. Often happens in the cold or if a girl has more pokey nipples and doesnt wear a bra. May even happen during erousal of a woman. Many guys get RT's too in cold.
John: "Oh man did you see Madi's RT's?"

Alex: "Yeah those are Bonerific!"
RT's by SuperDART May 9, 2008
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RT's is short for Retard Tingles, or the sensation one gets after watching something painfully embarrassing and stupid. This type of feeling usually follows incredibly dumb commercials, music videos, embarrassing home movies, or Animal Planet.
"Ew, man, a Fitness Made Simple commercial."
"RT's dude, RT's."
RT's by Kaffwin January 14, 2006

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ 

The ultimate “who” variant.
Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.

F.A.R.T.S. 

Feminists Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes because TERF (trans exclusionary radical feminist) is too kind a term & assumes they still consider trans folx feminists & what kind of feminist excludes so many from their their movement.
Stop calling them T.E.R.F.s for it is too kind. They are really F.A.R.T.s.
F.A.R.T.S. by wittyraconteur August 19, 2019

R.T.S.D. "Rush That Shit Down" 

To aggressively persue an object of interest.
"Man, look at that bitch over there... I'mma go Rush That Shit Down!"

T.A.R.T's 

T.A.R.T's = Totally Awesome Rockin Tits

Boobs that make you go "OH HOT DAMN".
Oh hot damn mammi, you got some fine ass T.A.R.T's.

That bitch looks foxy in that yellow bikini. Look at the size of those lemon T.A.R.T's.
T.A.R.T's by Mr.Mark Guido February 26, 2009

_.h.o.g.w.a.r.t.s._ 

A tiktoker who makes some amazing content about Harry Potter. Pretty cringe content but she still is amazing! She has 1.7k followers and I see her comment on almost every video
_.h.o.g.w.a.r.t.s._ is a TikToker
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