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Roll
on
floor
pissing
myself
laughin
bob "i just almost died!"
bill "rofpml"
bob "dude thats not funny!"
rofpml by brendan walshaw March 1, 2008
Words you can keep
Dude 1: Did you see that South Park???

Dude 2: ROFPML
ROFPML by Funniest Person April 15, 2010
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rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.
rotfpmlmfaool by Brecord December 1, 2011
Rolling on Floor Poking My Eyes Out
The comments on that thread were so idiotic that instead of ROFL I ended up ROFPMEO.
ROFPMEO by Got Owl April 23, 2009
" Ha look at your face, ROFPMSL
ROFPMSL by Robbiie Cee January 4, 2008
Rolling On Floor Pissing My Pants Laughing
Joser: "Hey bitches my scalp itches"
Mento: lol
Fernando: "ROFPMPL"
Joser: "WTF?"

ROFPMPL by xX John johnsonXx April 29, 2009
Rolling on Floor Playying Life <3
"i was so rofpl yesturday...."
ROFPL by <3 poppu January 1, 2010
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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