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ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL 

An abbreviation of the popular phrase:
Roll On Floor Laughing So F---ing Hard That Voldemort Uses Avarda Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Not to be confused with ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISGTS, an altogether different abbreviation.
"dude, omfg that's so funny"
"yeh i know, i just ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL'ed"

links: lol lmao lmfao rofl wtf roflsfh brb gtg stfu
ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011
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ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL 

Rolling on floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on me and I live.
MSN...

Ron: Hey Harry uk?
Harry: OH SHIT! Voldermort is here...

Ron: Quick Harry hide!
Harry: He's found me and... OMG he has hair... LOL
Ron: Harry i said RUN AND HIDE!
Harry: ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL
Ron: HA! Voldemort Fail.

ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard That Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Expression used by Harry Potter fans. But only really cool ones.
HP fan 1: "Did you see the trailer for Vampires suck?!?"
HP Fan 2: "OMG, YEAH! I was ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL!"
ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL by Sir Giftmonger November 14, 2010

rotflshtvuakomail 

"Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that voldemort uses avada kadava on me and I live!"

aka. the new lol

to be used in only extremely funny situations with those that appreciate harry potter humor.
omg! rotflshtvuakomail!
rotflshtvuakomail by blahblehboo2 November 19, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026