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ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL 

Rolling on floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on me and I live.
MSN...

Ron: Hey Harry uk?
Harry: OH SHIT! Voldermort is here...

Ron: Quick Harry hide!
Harry: He's found me and... OMG he has hair... LOL
Ron: Harry i said RUN AND HIDE!
Harry: ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL
Ron: HA! Voldemort Fail.

ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL 

An abbreviation of the popular phrase:
Roll On Floor Laughing So F---ing Hard That Voldemort Uses Avarda Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Not to be confused with ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISGTS, an altogether different abbreviation.
"dude, omfg that's so funny"
"yeh i know, i just ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL'ed"

links: lol lmao lmfao rofl wtf roflsfh brb gtg stfu
ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011

ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard That Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Expression used by Harry Potter fans. But only really cool ones.
HP fan 1: "Did you see the trailer for Vampires suck?!?"
HP Fan 2: "OMG, YEAH! I was ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL!"
ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL by Sir Giftmonger November 14, 2010

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026