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ROFLMAOBFMA 

Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, bleeding from my ass." Mid-90's IRC parody of ROFLMAO.
Cyber-chatter 1: Two men walk into a bar.
Cyber-chatter 1: One of them should have seen it.
Cyber-chatter 2: ROFLMAOBFMA.
ROFLMAOBFMA by FltErthSo January 18, 2005
Words you can keep

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.
ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

roflmaobtcastciiho 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One.

Combination of ROFLMAO, ROFLBTC and ROFLSTCIIHO. Means that you laugh.
Person #1: *says something funny*
Person #2: ROFLMAOBTCASTCIIHO
roflmaobtcastciiho by SyrFox February 7, 2008

roflmaobama 

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.
"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"
roflmaobama by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009

roflmaobama 

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"
roflmaobama by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009

roflmaofahtidabih 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off For An Hour Till I Die And Burn In Hell
Yo dawg, that blunt was da shiznit! i was like roflmaofahtidabih, an' shit!
roflmaofahtidabih by Lasse T October 25, 2004

roflmaobmlo

The awesome compilation of the letters roflmaobmlo meaning "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barfing My Lungs Out"
Bill: "I heard that George Bush got assasinated"

Bob: "ROFLMAOBMLO!!!"

Bill: "I know, isn't that just hilarious?"

Loser that no one likes: "NO!"
roflmaobmlo by M V P June 16, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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