ROFLH
When my husband, under the influence of Viagra, tripped on the threshold of the hallway and pole-vaulted into the living room in the presence of our unexpected guests, I fell to the floor ... ROFLH!
ROFLH by Trussminer October 4, 2009
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ROFLBIGBUTT by lamarin May 18, 2011
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roflberry pwncakes
Obviously these are pwncakes made with roflberries.
Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.
Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.
roflberry pwncakes by bryan18 September 6, 2005
roflaf
Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting
Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.
Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.
roflbrick
Person #1: Why aren't you laughing at my jokes?
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA
roflbrick by denandershaw July 16, 2011
roflberry
roflbrothel
roflbrothel by Damy October 26, 2006
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