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ROFBMALFO 

Rolling on the floor because my artificial limbs fell off
I was LOLing so hard at the Ricky Martin video that I ended up ROFBMALFO
ROFBMALFO by split420 December 1, 2009

ROTFBMALFO 

ROTFBMALFO
Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off

I found this word on Overclockers New Zealand Forums by the member 'dumbass'
Person 1 push's Person 2 over.
Person 2: ROTFBMALFO
ROTFBMALFO by tobbyz September 5, 2005

roflbamalfo 

Rolling on the floor laughing because all my artificial limbs fell off.
1: Steven Hawking died!
2: roflbamalfo!
roflbamalfo by MC RAAAVE! May 18, 2006

ROFLMAFO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass the fuck off
ROFLMAFO that is the funniest thing I've ever heard yo!
ROFLMAFO by Robicleez October 21, 2011

rofbmflhfo

rollin on floor bcuz my fake legs have fallen off
Jack - I'm soo stupid

Jess - ahahaha rofbmflhfo

jack - wtf??
rofbmflhfo by Miss_Bitch November 11, 2006

roflmalordoftherings

"Hey Frodo, dont eat your sword Stinger! ROFLMALORDOFTHERINGS
roflmalordoftherings by BlackieG December 26, 2008
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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