Road Pizza

Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car

Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza

by Ripo60 June 13, 2019

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

road pizza

a dead animal in the road

Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.

by Light Joker December 21, 2004

Road Pizza

Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.

Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.

by Gweilou March 26, 2009

Road pizza

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019

Road Pizza

when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...

commonly also described as FUBAR

dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...

by Mac ir610 August 04, 2004

oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006