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a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.
dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza
by dave4817 December 04, 2003
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Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.
Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.
by Gweilou March 26, 2009
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When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.
Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!
by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019
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when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...

commonly also described as FUBAR
dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...
by Mac ir610 August 04, 2004
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