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LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL 

They are the same.
Look the LEFT BALL AND THE RIGHT BALL are the same because one is LEFT when the other had been addressed which is the RIGHT ONE you happen to be addressing. John would you please address my LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL as does it matter what order , as no way because the first you address is RIGHT and the next one is LEFT but also the first you address is from the LEFT BALL and the other is the LEFT BALL

get head right with ball 

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.
We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

RIGHT MOST BALL 

It is the correct BALL where you guessed it?

The pocket pool favorite.

Athletic RIGHT HANDERS.
Ever wonder what BALL has the CUM STARTING to flow first , well you can't go wrong with the RIGHT MOST BALL.

You think in pocket pool the RIGHT MOST BALL can't be LEFT , " you are wrong".

Not a habit if you are handling the RIGHT MOST BALL you are a RIGHTY.

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls 

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.
Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

Right kind of balls 

When you have the required type and volume of courage for a task.
In the end, they agreed he wasn't the man for the job. He had the balls, but just not the right kind of balls.
Right kind of balls by Vatu September 15, 2019

Kanye west's right nigga biscuit balls 

When you get shitted on in a game scream the said word
Damn I fukin dies Kanye west's right nigga biscuit balls
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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