REM job

When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.

"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."

by verbthatnoun February 14, 2014

REM job

REM stands for rapid eye movement--a sleep stage. A REM job is a colourful euphemism for sleeping--a play on the phrase rim job.

When I get home from work tonight I am gonna get the best REM job!

by Rachel182 May 22, 2007

Rem Job

When you hold someone upside down and give then a rim job.

Remy gave Julia a rem job, then she gave him one back.

by app13s November 24, 2007

REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021