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"I think he just received Ben!"
"ouch that must have hurt!"
Receive by dee oh double gee April 10, 2008
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This is a term implying that it is necessary to accept what goes on around you, or what's done to you. Say you get completely owned at something, JUST RECEIVE IT! You can also say this to other people when you own them; tell them to just receive your seed! Absolutely everything is receiveable, and u'll see that when you start to just receive things as they are, u'll be much more easy going. And don't just receive, you must Give as well!
After owning someone at anything, go up to them and thrust. Give to them, expressing your victory. As you're thrusting, say in a booming voice, RECEIVE!!!

When ur talking to your friend and he says "what would u do, if we were walking down the street and and I just randomly turned into a Balrog?" (Perfect response) I would receive it.
Receive by Tyronwhite June 15, 2007
Slang for "friend" used among the youth of Southern Ontario.

Sometimes spelt phonetically as "Reseev" to better show how it is pronounced, as it is pronounced slightly differently than "receive."
"Hey there, reseevs."

and

"You've got to elaborate on that, my receive."
Receive by trueparf November 23, 2020

receive and leave 

when you receive a blowjob and immediately stop talking to the girl and move on to the next for some more
nic : “i think she wanna be a thing”
wolfie : “bruh...”
nic : “i’m j gonna receive and leave”
wolfie : YUH

Receive it 

adj., when someone has met the standards of sexual intercourse.
Ed: "You gonna smash on old girl?"
Koby: "She can receive it."
Receive it by John Paul C December 2, 2007

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

National give/receive head day 

October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.
Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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