Person 1: the other day I was walki-
Person 2: hey,
real quick, last
night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my
pop used to
grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a
big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my
pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of
grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of
dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per
night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here,
real quick........