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Vaginal smoking, as demonstrated on at least one Internet video sequence with that gorgeous woman who says "and you don't cough, and it doesn't get your teeth yellow!" If you possess a vagina you stick the cool end of the lit cigar or cigarette in and use rhythmic contractions of the vaginal or perineal muscles to suck in and expel air. Try not to burn your pubes. To anyone halfway intelligent, whatever sex appeal there may be in the practice is entirely a matter of the organ used. Not recommended if you have a non-smoking partner who fancies going down on you. Probably not much healthier than the more familiar method. A contraction of "quim" and "smoking". Verb, to quoke.
Quoking looks interesting if you have a high gross-out threshold, no interest in the quoker's health, and it still has novelty value. Otherwise, forget about it.
quoking by Fearman February 1, 2008
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Qyoki • Qookie • qookig • quoking • quokita
Someone who makes you fall in love with him/her right before you leave for a long time/forever.
I met this girl on the cruise, but she lives in Europe. She's such a Qookie.
There was this Qookie at summer camp that I'm never gonna see again.
Qookie by blip101 August 13, 2011
qookig, it means crazy, usually in the sense of calling somebody crazy
"oof! did you hear what Miranda said she's going to do to Brandon? she's qookig if she thinks he's into that kind of freaky stuff."
qookig by just kiddies zoinks January 29, 2019
(Noun). A person who try’s too hard on Valorant and pretend to masturbates to anime all the time
Person 1:“Stop being such a quokita”
Person 2:I’m sorry I can’t help it I’m a virgin
quokita by Nathan Balos December 28, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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