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An alternative to the common interrogative "what". Can be used to express astonishment, excitement, disbelief, ignorance and misunderstanding. Extremely versatile in a wide range of social settings. Mostly favoured by students of the IB.

Can also be used as a rather good par.
Qwhat!??
Qwhat by kidkitsune April 11, 2011
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Qwhat does not have a definition. It was a word created by JamesAtWar from Youtube in order to become the next popular war. Even though it may no have a definition it is usually used in a dirty manner or in exclamation.
Man, I just qhatted on my girl friend.

Qwhat! I left my son at school!

Want to qwhat after school?
qwhat by JB410 June 24, 2008
Combination of the French word ‘quoi’ and English words ‘what’

The smashed bilingual quebecer way to say you don’t understand or it doesn’t make sence
-* gibberish *

- QWHAT !

- my little poney is my friend
- Qwhat !!!!???
Qwhat by Ben Bernstein January 8, 2022
When you're so confused or surprised you put a q in front of the "what"
Friend 1: Did you know camels have 3 eyelids
Friend 2: Qwhat?
Qwhat by NobodyCaresAboutMe November 11, 2022
a vaginal orifice used as a cum catcher that reeks of raw sewage
mike: hey ryan, how was last night with that whore stephanie?

ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday
Qwatch by soft and simple June 28, 2011
Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.

Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).

Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."
Qwatch by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022