(USA) A derogatory term for the typical consumer based white person. Commonly used to describe both upper and lower class Caucasians who have personality traits that include but are not limited to: Neurotic and/or obsessive behaviors in common day situations, general awkwardness in social situations, overly friendly personality, over trustworthiness, high expectations towards the service industry, and common assumption that the customer is always right.
by Jonny Infidel September 14, 2012
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ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday
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by soft and simple June 28, 2011
Get the Qwatch mug.Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.
Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).
Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).
Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
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While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.
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