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A Qwasey is a character defined by having an Orange Hat, Star-Lord Headphones, and a Pizza Shirt.

The namesake is derived from the old cartoon show BreadWinners, where the word "crazy" was replaced with Qwazy, which was adapted into Qwasey (Quah-ay-see).
"You're being Qwasey!"
"I'm sorry, what?"
Qwasey by Qwasey November 21, 2021
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If you really searched this up thats sad
wow i think that its a great idea to search p qwaserdftyghuijkoplzxcvbnm up in urban Dictionary

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!
This how a pricked up spack pronounces the word quality.

Also used to describe something that is shit.
The Playstation 3 is fucking well qwalsey.
qwalsey by smil prek December 6, 2006

qwaserdftyghuijkoplaszxdfcvghbnjkml 

Boredom is one of those things in life that is unavoidable. Boredom brings a man to place he thought he'd never go to. Boredom makes someone think thoughts never thought before. Boredom makes a man type an exceptionally outlandish string into Urban Dictionary in hopes to cure their boredom. But alas, they never find it, they never find true fun and happiness.

But, there is a cure. SCIENTISTS CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY THIS VIDEO DECREASES BOREDOM BY 90%!!!1111!1!!1

youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os
im bored

ik

what do i do

idk

strokes are fun right

sure

qwaserdftyghuijkoplaszxdfcvghbnjkml
Occurs when you accidentally ejaculate into your own eye while wanking in a hunched over position reminiscent of Quasimodo.
Man I gave myself a right quaseye last night curled over the coffee table.
quaseye by Theshowgirlbrigade February 3, 2014

qwaserdftyghuijkopl; 

stage 47 of boredom, where you type the letters in a square-like fasion on the top 2 rows of your keyboard
josh: i am going to fucking explode, qwaserdftyghuijkopl;