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Quitfire 

When a manager wants someone to quit but doesn't want to fire them, he gets them to quit by either discussing the negatives of the position with no solution or positives, or he tells them they wont be successful and displays no confidence in their ability to succeed unit they quit.
After Kevin Grissom knocked up his secretary, he wanted to fire her. He knew it was illegal to fire her for that reason, but knew it was necessary. As a solution he explained to her that the negatives of the position far outweighed any positives and that she should think about that. Consequently, she quit, saving KGrissom from the headache of working with her everyday. It was a textbook quitfire right out of management 101.
Quitfire by Cross town chocolate October 22, 2013
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quitfired 

When you decide to quit before being fired.

You're too lazy or don't feel like caring to quit properly (school applies as well). You kind of had it coming. But you don't care, since you didn't show up for work for a week without calling (work). Or you miss the deadline to drop all classes (in university).
You can't fire me—I quitfired.
quitfired by Mr.Brainwash January 16, 2011
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quitfired 

When an employer offers an employee the opportunity to quit before their employment is terminated. This opportunity is offered to give the employee a chance to avoid embarrassment and to make it less difficult to secure new employment. A compound word created from the two verbs most commonly associated with voluntary and involuntary employment termination.
"Why did you quit your job?" "Well, the manager called me into his office and quitfired me."
quitfired by Christopher Simmons October 7, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026