Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.

If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.

Quinn's First Law by FunkyFender February 4, 2004

Quinn's Cliff 

It is the imaginary cliff in which anyone who is smoking weed must jump off of with a wing suit to enjoy their high. The cliff is 500 times bigger than the Grand Canyon and is always a perfect temperature of 65 Degrees F. The Cliff is located in the middle of Time and Space. Quinn's Cliff is virtually a portal to the wonderful world of being high off of marijuana. Once you have put on your wing suit and goggles (Smoked your weed) you are ready to dive off. The act of diving off represents the feeling of complete and utter highness. The wing suit will allow you to fly and be high for a while until you eventually land in a pile of Hostess products (Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Honey Buns, etc). The term was invented circa 2010 by some stoners in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey. They feel the term appropriately and accurately describes the feeling of smoking weed and getting high.

Jake: "Yo Nick, are you at Quinn's Cliff yet?"
Nick: "Yeah, I'm just putting my wing suit and goggles on now"
Jake: "After this hit, you will be diving off the cliff"
Nick: "Indeed"

Tyler: "Did you get high after smoking that weed last night?"
Nick: "Yes, I did jump off Quinn's Cliff."

Nick:"How many hits does it take you to get to Quinn's Cliff?"
Jake: "About three, and then on the fourth I am jumping off the cliff"

Quinn's Cliff by TheCliffDiver October 7, 2011

Quinn's Dick 

think of it as a string bean that wasn't peeled yet and as fried up by the sun to make it ugly and tiny as hell.

Ew look at Quinn's dick! That's nasty as fuck!

Quinn's Dick by yournextdoorneighbor November 19, 2019

Quinn’s basement 

A soggy wet dungeon where a person named Quinn keeps all of his slaves tied up and covered in his wet semen. After they die he cuts of their limp penises and uses them to play ping pong with his girlfriend for two hours a day.

Dude watch out for him, you don’t want to end up in Quinn’s basement.

Quinn’s basement by Quinn’s basement escapee March 6, 2024

Quinn Steamer 

Plugging your anus with your hand as you are about to drop a load of diarrhea.

Yo I heard dat Zach had to go so bad he pulled a Quinn steamer.

Quinn Steamer by Quinn McCormack December 9, 2008

Harley Quinn Syndrome 

Harley Quinn Syndrome (HQS) is a mental disorder created by none other than Deniz Dogan. Research on this disorder by Deniz Dogan is shown below:

5 Stages of Harley Quinn Syndrome

Stage 1 // Prologue 📖🤓📚
the victim starts developing normal feelings

Stage 2 // Breakup 💔😔🔥
the relationship goes sour and starts to die ☠️

Stage 3 // Devour 👹😈
the victim is really obsessed with the person that they love

Stage 4 // Revelation ✝️📙

the victim slowly starts to have a crisis over the offender

Stage 5 // Endgame 🍇😈💜
the victim slowly starts to realize that the person they love is not the person they thought they loved so feelings start to break down

(jess please come back don't leave me i promise im a nice guy)

Jessica was patient zero of Harley Quinn Syndrome.

Harley Quinn Syndrome by denizdogan February 21, 2022

Quinn Spot 

Known as the ugliest part of male anatomy, the Quinn Spot is the piece of skin located between the anus and the back of the testicles.

That broad was dirty, she licked my Quinn Spot and everything!

Quinn Spot by Bill E. Washington December 8, 2010