Person 1 : "I'm the only one who's birthday is in the summer."
Person 2 : "Oh yea, mines in July but its pretty cold that time of the year."
Person 1 : "Oh yea, your birthday is in the summer too..I can't even remember names..how do you expect me to remember birthdays!"
Person 2 : "You are such a quejerk!!"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz