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quear munch 

a quear that munches on other quears
one quear munching on other quears
quear munch by xXcrack3erXx January 2, 2010

queer muncher 

some one who is a big douche bag*


* a vaginal insert inwhich smells like fish.
dood you smell like a queer muncher
queer muncher by mark mitchell April 22, 2004

Munch Queen 

The head munch, not a leader of the munch people but instead the APEX of munchyness.
1: People who wear glasses and have tattoos of tridents, flowers, arrows, or other random small tattoos are Munch Queens.
2: Anyone who has dogs that have been taught its ok to steal pasta are totes Munch Queens.
Munch Queen by Saucie Slinger April 27, 2019

queef muncher 

a man who loves queefs. often enjoys munching them
queef muncher by orange654321 March 4, 2023

Queef Muncher 

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.
Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"
Queef Muncher by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024

Queefmuncher 

A person who likes to indulge in the sweet odor of pussy farts
While most people shy away from a woman's vaginal expulsions of gas, my friend Philip can think of nothing less enjoyable than munching away on queefs; he's a fucking queefmuncher
Queefmuncher by Boegi June 20, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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