Queer Beer

A term for any non-alcoholic beer that people buy at a bar, club or restaurant, or any other public place. Not applicable if the person is doing it in the privacy of their own home, which voids the embarrassment. Synonyms: Near Beer

Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010

queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice

Pass the queer beer i'm thirsty

by joe April 22, 2003

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)

The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.

by Light Joker June 02, 2004

queer beer

when your male friend has had to much to drink
and he puts his arm around you and says i love you man

Gene says lets go home
Shane says I love you man
Gene says your queer beer

by kool-aides June 27, 2009

Queer beer

it cums in the bottle

but you can get it in the can

by die you fuckin faggots February 15, 2005

queer for beer

A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.

Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.

by Omegaman985 February 06, 2017

Beer Queer

One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."

Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.

by Sainrawr October 25, 2007