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Queer Beer

A term for any non-alcoholic beer that people buy at a bar, club or restaurant, or any other public place. Not applicable if the person is doing it in the privacy of their own home, which voids the embarrassment. Synonyms: Near Beer
Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
Queer Beer by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
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queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice
Pass the queer beer i'm thirsty
queer beer by joe April 22, 2003

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)
The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.
Queer beer by Light Joker June 1, 2004

queer beer

when your male friend has had to much to drink
and he puts his arm around you and says i love you man
Gene says lets go home
Shane says I love you man
Gene says your queer beer
queer beer by kool-aides June 27, 2009

Queer beer

it cums in the bottle
but you can get it in the can
Queer beer by die you fuckin faggots February 15, 2005

Zero Beer Queer 

A gay person that does not drink beer.
Mike is a zero beer queer.
Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 5, 2020

Zero Beer Queer 

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.
Mike is a zero beer queer.
Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 4, 2020
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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