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Queens Dessert 

The act of milking a prostate.
The untidy act resulted in an unfortunate coating of queens dessert on his rubber glove.
Queens Dessert by Smaknally October 30, 2015
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queen's dessert 

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite
John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.
queen's dessert by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

Desert Queen 

aka Queen of the Desert.
aka Queens of the Desert.

An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.
Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.
Desert Queen by Yer Boi January 31, 2005

Desert Queen 

Female in a deployed location that on a scale of 1 to 10 is about a 4 states side and sometimes an 8 in the desert.
Soldier 1: Hey whos that hot chick over their
Soldier 2: Who becky???
Soldier 1: Is that becky she's so hot!!
Soldier 2: She turned into a desert queen wait till we get back to the states.
Desert Queen by rico1026 August 10, 2008

desert drama queen 

A Girl/Guy whom is deployed or stationed in the desert/sandy desolate area whereupon this Girl/Guy creates drama against those that don't show attention to this person enough. Sometimes leads to false accusations of flirtations and sexual harassment that didn't occur ,but wouldn't happen in their own Stateside/home country.
"Why did Sue accuse Bob of flirting with her at work, when it didn't happen here in the desert?" said Jim.

"It's because Sue wasn't getting any attention from Bob is why she's acting like a Desert Drama Queen!" said Sarah.
desert drama queen by WildBill40 February 8, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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