Queen Saltine

"Mom...look at you thinkin you queen saltine"
by Lil Bit 09 November 01, 2008
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Saltine Queen

A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.
Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!
by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019
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