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queef muffin 

queef muffin by ur mom April 7, 2005
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Queef muffin 

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
Queef muffin by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Queef Muffin 

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother
Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin
Queef Muffin by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Queif muffin 

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.
Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"
Queif muffin by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses
queer muffin by anon November 13, 2004

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.
Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

quief muffin 

a yummy and tasty treat made down there.
Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!!
Meagan: WHat did you just call me!?
Anna: OH BOB SAGET!
quief muffin by Whaley_girl January 3, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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