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queef jerky 

An old, dried up piece of cunny
Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!
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Queef Jerky 

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw
Queef Jerky by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

Queef Jerky 

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
Queef Jerky by James Longfellow February 5, 2010

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.
Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.
Queer Jerker by Paleki09 June 29, 2013

jerk-queen 

the girl or woman you imagine frequently while masturebating
Blackfaith:- Hey sup mate ! hu iz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- Dude she iz my neighbour dayt brown chick with a fine body !
jerk-queen by FatalG October 20, 2008

jerk-queen 

a woman/girl u imagine frequently for your sexual fantasies while masturebating
Blackfaith:- Ey wutz gud mate? huz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- My class-teacher mayn , she got a fine body with big boobs ;)
jerk-queen by Xopera October 21, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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