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Queef Jerky 

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw
Queef Jerky by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

Queef Jerky 

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
Queef Jerky by James Longfellow February 5, 2010

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.
Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.
Queer Jerker by Paleki09 June 29, 2013

jerk-queen 

the girl or woman you imagine frequently while masturebating
Blackfaith:- Hey sup mate ! hu iz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- Dude she iz my neighbour dayt brown chick with a fine body !
jerk-queen by FatalG October 20, 2008

jerk-queen 

a woman/girl u imagine frequently for your sexual fantasies while masturebating
Blackfaith:- Ey wutz gud mate? huz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- My class-teacher mayn , she got a fine body with big boobs ;)
jerk-queen by Xopera October 21, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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