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A very bad disease, where the man's penis is so small it can only be seen in the quantum realm. only .0001% of the population in the world has it.
Aiden: Broski! I heard that Alex went from Atomicpenisism to Quantumpenisism!

Everyone else: W H A T E V E N I S T H A T

Aiden: his penis can basically only be seen in the quantum realm now, may his dick rest in peace.

Everyone else: F
by PP Forest God November 10, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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