Quantom Nut
Quantom Nut by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018
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Quantum Nut
The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
Quantum Nut by Gamer God August 26, 2019
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Quantum Nut
A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.
“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.
“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.
“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.
“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.
“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.
Quantum Nut by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019
quantum of nutsack
1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor
Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.
quantum of nutsack by doolichard March 8, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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