Quality Control

The poor schmuck who is to blame for everything that goes wrong.

Well, Paul in Quality Control should have caught that before it shipped!

by QCSchmuck January 18, 2011

Quality Control

The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut!

by Zach G. December 02, 2003

Quality Control

A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.

I hate your guts, quality control!

by Ainolketta March 13, 2005

Quality Control

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.

I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.

by Newman October 25, 2004

Quality Control

Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence

American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.

by L-Bound December 06, 2003

Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 01, 2004

Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

by Kshoop December 08, 2003